English (Paraphrased)
Journalists covering the Boston Celtics had planned a casual basketball game among themselves at the team`s training center on Tuesday. However, Celtics coach Joe Mazzulla had a surprise in store.
The Celtics organization had offered reporters access to the Auerbach Center courts for a media game following practice. When questioned about the upcoming match, Mazzulla revealed an unexpected alteration to the schedule.
«I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you won`t be competing against each other. You`ll be facing the coaching staff,» he informed the journalists.
The game unfolded precisely as one might predict. Mazzulla and his team of coaches utterly dominated the 12-minute contest, securing a decisive 57-4 victory.
Mazzulla`s staff boasts several former NBA players, including 6-foot-9 forward Amile Jefferson, guard Phil Pressey, and 6-7 forward Da`Sean Butler, a former college teammate of Mazzulla`s, alongside God Shammgod. Mazzulla, a four-year collegiate player for West Virginia, also participated.
Celtics star players Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum observed the action from a vantage point above the practice court.
Noa Dalzell, a reporter for Celtics on CNLS, vividly described the experience: «It`s difficult to articulate the events of the game. To call it a catastrophe for us journalists would be an understatement. The vast disparity in athletic ability — encompassing speed, size, instincts, everything — felt so overwhelming that I can barely recall specifics. I`d love to review a box score, but the multitude of live-ball turnovers we committed would likely sicken me.»
Following the main event, the media representatives eventually held their originally planned pickup game. In that match, the white team triumphed over the green team with a score of 25-22, a stark contrast to the earlier lopsided affair.
O`zbekcha (Qayta ifodalangan va tarjima qilingan)
Seshanba kuni «Boston Celtics»ni yorituvchi jurnalistlar jamoaning mashg`ulot markazida o`zaro basketbol o`ynashni rejalashtirgan edi. Biroq, «Celtics» bosh murabbiyi Joe Mazzulla boshqa rejaga ega edi.
«Celtics» tashkiloti muxbirlarga mashg`ulotdan so`ng Auerbach Center maydonlaridan OAV vakillari uchun o`yin o`tkazishga ruxsat bergan edi. Bo`lajak o`yin haqida so`ralganda, Mazzulla jadvaldagi kutilmagan o`zgarishni oshkor qildi.
«Sizga yomon xabar yetkazishni istamasdim, ammo sizlar bir-biringizga qarshi o`ynamaysizlar. Sizlar murabbiylar shtabiga qarshi o`ynaysizlar», — dedi u jurnalistlarga.
O`yin aynan kutilganidek kechdi. Mazzulla va uning murabbiylar jamoasi 12 daqiqalik bahsda mutlaqo ustunlik qilib, 57-4 hisobida hal qiluvchi g`alabani qo`lga kiritdi.
Mazzullaning shtabida bir qancha sobiq NBA o`yinchilari bor, jumladan, 6 fut 9 dyuymli hujumchi Amile Jefferson, himoyachi Phil Pressey va 6-7 dyuymli hujumchi Da`Sean Butler (Mazzullaning sobiq kollej jamoadoshi) va God Shammgod. G`arbiy Virjiniya uchun to`rt yillik kollej o`yinchisi bo`lgan Mazzulla ham maydonga tushdi.
«Celtics»ning yulduz o`yinchilari Jaylen Brown va Jayson Tatum mashg`ulot maydoni ustidagi joydan o`yinni kuzatib turishdi.
«Celtics on CNLS» muxbiri Noa Dalzell bu tajribani shunday tasvirladi: «O`yinda nimalar bo`lganini hatto tasvirlash ham qiyin. Buni biz jurnalistlar uchun falokat deb atash kamlik qiladi. Tezlik, hajm, instinktlar, umuman, sport mahoratidagi ulkan tafovut shunchalik katta ediki, men nima bo`lganini aniq ayta olmayman. Men o`yin statistikalarini ko`rib chiqishni istardim, ammo biz yo`qotgan to`plar soni meni kasal qilsa kerak.»
Asosiy voqeadan so`ng, OAV vakillari nihoyat o`zlarining avvaldan rejalashtirilgan o`yinlarini o`tkazdilar. Bu bahsda oq jamoa yashil jamoani 25-22 hisobida mag`lub etdi, bu avvalgi bir tomonlama o`yindan keskin farq qilardi.
